One notes that Michael Sean "Kit" Carson, a former youth coach at Peterborough, Norwich City and Cambridge United has been killed in what has been described as a "single vehicle crash"

The 74 year-old was facing multiple charges over alleged sexual offences against children between 1978 and 2009. Rumours persist that Mr. Carson committed suicide.

Internet rumours are also claiming that the Kerrydale Kiddyfiddling Klan have hired a vehicle in the hope of encouraging all their paedophiles and paedophile harbourers to commit suicide prior to fresh allegations surfacing.

KKK F.C. declined to comment.