What a grubby little country we live in.
It would seem footballs governing body see fit to punish a club by banning its player for playfully grabbing the groin area of an adult opponent.
The charges? "Violent conduct" - an act deemed by the S.F.A. to be "brutality". Their words, not mine.
In this same country Celtic officials can sexually molest numerous children in their care over a number of years. The manager and directors of the Club Like No Other can cover up these vile crimes.
And that club get off scot-free. Or Scottish F.A. free.
What a sordid little place.