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Help Your Friends

Written by: 1972
Tuesday, 8th August 2017

Do you have a friend who believes Rangers died?
Do you have a friend who has no job, but utilises their waking hours obsessing about Rangers, calling them Sevco?
Do you have a friend who is unemployable, and doesn't even know his own name?
Do you have a friend who pays money to crowdfunders to challenge Rangers titles?
Do you have a friend who feeds his family from crowdfunders?
Do you have a friend who has shagged not one but two well known Republican politicians while she was underage?
Do you have a friend who lives in a multi million pound lodge near Glasgow, but acts like a Sevco Jakey?
Do you have a friend who claims he is a marked man, but actually isn't?
Do you have a friend who thinks EBTS are unlawful, but only when one other football clubs use them?
Do you have a friend who railed against the injustices of Rangers tax arrangements, but hero worships Craig Whyte?
Do you have a friend who whinges about Rangers EBT side letters, but has no issue with reports about Celtic players being funded by Dermot Desmond rather than the club?
Do you have a friend who believes Dunfermline threw the League Decider in 2003?
Do you have a friend who is an adult but wears a Celtic kit to go on holiday?
Do you have a friend who spends waking hours taking inspiration from IRA Propaganda for painting banners?
Do you have a friend who believes Rangers EBT's mean they should be stripped of titles?
Do you have a friend who thinks those titles should be awarded to Celtic, who also used EBTs, spent more money, and still couldn't win?
Do you have a friend who writes letters to authorities across the globe to highlight your views about Rangers?
Do you have a friend who believes the SPL and SFA are biased towards Rangers, and is calling for the head of Stewart Regan and Neil Doncaster?
Do you have a friend who challenged 'bigotry' right up until a law robust enough to arrest bigots and racists was implemented?
Do you have a friend who now campaigns against that law?
Do you have a friend who hates bigotry but supports the Sectarian IRA, and the murdering Homophobic HAMAS?
Do you have a friend who believes Celtic fans are the heart of progressive politics, while singing about the death of Lee Rigby?

If your friend does any of these things, please help them. Please do not mock them or argue with them, but offer your sympathy, support and strength.
If your friend does the majority of these things, please be a decent human being, and persuade them to seek help.

They may not thank you for this intervention, but you will be able to look yourself in the mirror and know you are a compassionate human being that is making the world a better place.

Help Your Friends

 

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